One day I'll be...

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:03 -0400

bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:20:52 -0400

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarles: free-as-a-cyber-bird: do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:07:05 -0400

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarles:

free-as-a-cyber-bird:

do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself

and then you start worrying about mind readers

Let’s be honest, I am always worried about mind readers.

Leupagus: ofgeography: Yoccu: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:49:04 -0400

Leupagus: ofgeography: Yoccu: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where...:

ofgeography:

Yoccu: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess…

roachpatrol:

Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll. And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face.

And then you realize that that was the hero.

And then the credits roll.

SHUT

UP

AND

TAKE

MY

MONEY

justanawesomedude: And you question why I don’t want kids.

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:20:09 -0400

justanawesomedude:

And you question why I don’t want kids.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 08:29:03 -0400

the-infallible-empress: reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:39:32 -0400

the-infallible-empress:

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

so true

What My Brain Does Before Bed x

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:07:59 -0400

What My Brain Does Before Bed x

Q: Why did Ygritte assume Jon Snow had some experience with kinky sex?

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:58:38 -0400

Q: Why did Ygritte assume Jon Snow had some experience with kinky sex?
A: He told her he'd survived the fist of the First Men.

saucefactory: True facts about sloths [x] I AM SO REASSURED...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:55:19 -0400

saucefactory:

True facts about sloths [x]

I AM SO REASSURED RIGHT NOW

"You have my permission not to love me; I am a cathedral of deadbolts and I’d rather burn myself..."

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:45:28 -0400

“You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks.”

- Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via beautyisanillusion)

Yay! Saturday!

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 08:37:33 -0400

Yay! Saturday!

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:21:02 -0400

tokenhetero: science-sexual: king-of-sundown: janecrocker: dr...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:57:13 -0400

tokenhetero:

science-sexual:

king-of-sundown:

janecrocker:

dresdencodak:

Inspired by Anita Sarkeesian’s Video Game Tropes vs Women, I wanted to pitch a Zelda game where Zelda herself was the hero, rescuing a Prince Link.

Clockwork Empire is set 2,000 years after Twilight Princess, and is not a reboot, but simply another iteration in the Zelda franchise. It just so happens that in this case, Zelda is the protagonist. I’m a very big Zelda fan, and worked hard to draw from key elements in the continuity and mythos.

This concept work is meant to show that Zelda as a game protagonist can be both compelling and true to the franchise, while bringing new and dynamic game elements that go farther than being a simple gender swap.

Hope you like it!

i would play the hell out of this!

Steampunk and zelda?
Yes. Good.

OH MY GOD THIS THERhwuefruq

Evan

People go check this artist out, I’m not fucking around here.

This amazing artist has helped keep me stuck on science for three years, his art is beautiful and the story lines he comes up with for his comic: Dresden Codak is great. I implore you go read this comic and buy all the things.

I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENS

magpieandwhale: So this is actually the best flashmob you’re...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:00:45 -0400

magpieandwhale:

So this is actually the best flashmob you’re ever going to see.

Cool advertising there guys

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Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:26:45 -0400

odannygirl7: mrransomm: dingoinnuendo: ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:34:51 -0400

odannygirl7:

mrransomm:

dingoinnuendo:

ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’

then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.

And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.

One day someone at Dark Horse asked if I was interested in...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:13:47 -0400

One day someone at Dark Horse asked if I was interested in writing a story about young Hellboy. I wasn’t, but instead of saying no, I said “What about two pages of Hellboy eating pancakes?” I thought it was a riot. I didn’t expect anyone else to like it, but it turned out to be a big hit with a lot of readers. It’s nice when that happens.

-Mike Mignola

in-the-margins: this old comic gets more relevant with each...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:13:11 -0400

in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed....

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:41:57 -0400

“I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.’ Man bursts into tears. Says, ‘But doctor… I am Pagliacci.’ Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.”